老子比你还痛苦！

一路向湖边飞奔而去，老子一面如是想著。

第二日，头疼异常。

一张开双眼，便是一柄长剑架在老子脖子上。

粽子拆了线，依旧是个翩翩少年郎。

少年脸上阴冷：谁叫你杀了百里偷香的？

我讶然，迷糊片刻，才找到话说：昨夜起夜小解，撞破小兄弟好事，当真对不住。

少年面上一阵白一阵红，黑漆漆的眼亮得骇人。

只听尤四一面惨叫一面跌跌撞撞奔来：二叔公不好了，前面有妖怪！

我眼皮越重，勉强打点精神：青天白日，说什么混帐话！

尤四哭道：真的，前面有个人被削成唧唧呱呱唧唧呱呱唧唧呱呱……

尤四这老混帐在讲什么鸟语？

我暗暗好笑，腿脚突然一软，眼前跟著一黑。

身体知觉似有似无，遂心中大恼：他奶奶的，两个人同时下水，怎么只有老子犯晕！真他妈不公平！？

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